Rumor has it...

This email from Hastifah was waiting for me when I arrived at work this morning:

I just heard the dumbest thing that I have heard as of yet today. [Co-worker #1] was over here and asked me, “I heard from two people down at the other end of the office that W (Hastifah's and my supervisor) said you all cannot say ‘hello’ in the morning because it’s unproductive.” Do those fat asses have nothing better to do than make up the dumbest stuff in the world?

Apparently, they do not. Now I cannot waste anymore time on this post as it may seem "unproductive" to someone, somewhere, at some point in time.